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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

bobbycaputo:

This Guy’s Wife Refused to Take Maternity Photos, So He Posed for Them Instead

When his wife Meghan refused to have maternity pictures taken, Justin (who goes by DruishPrincess69 on Reddit) decided to take matters into his own hands. And by matters we mean his belly. Since his wife wouldn’t take the photos, he hired a photographer and posed for all the stereotypical maternity shots himself.

We can’t even imagine what photographer Kerri Lohmeier of Harley K Photography thought when she got that call, but she played along and created a series of photos that are downright hilarious.

Cheesy black and white shots on the bed, Justin making a heart with his hands, a few photos of him staring lovingly at his ample midsection, and even a composite of Justin going in to kiss his own belly all make an appearance.

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professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur, via americas-suite-tarts)

M83 / Smash Mouth

—Allstar City

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

(via a-cute-meat)